In this amazing establishment, we have built a wonderful experience over the 5,235 years our family has lived here! Experience our delicious, ancient dishes through our Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner menu!
Morning Slop
A perfect mix of potatoes, carrots, and unknown vegetable! A lovely gritty texture that you wont't get enought of! 13.50
Soup.
A wonderful sludge made of a sickly substance! This will regenerate your yellow bile in seconds. 20
Biscuits!
Our wonderful powdery biscuits go well with our Soup. One of our most sought after items! 3.50 Each
Oats
A traditional staple of the farmer's breakfast! Our oats will leave you chewing for much longer than you'd like! Promotes a stronger jaw. 10
One Apple
Great Nutrition! 50
Beans
Home grown and full of the plague! 25
Wonderful Roasted Chicken
Our special poultry is roasted in THE KING'S FIRE and transported to our beautiful locale. 500.50
Cheese
Board Full of Cheese 3.1415926535
Milk
A Great Sip of Milk 10